We need to talk.
We’ve been together a long time and shared many special moments together. Some might even say what we had was special. But it’s over.
It’s not healthy, this thing we have and I think it’s time to see other people.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I can’t resist you. It starts with an innocent spoonful, then find myself going back for more, and it’s not long before I’m scraping the bottom of a 2.5 lb jar of regret. You’re smooth, seductive, and a little nutty, I just can’t help myself around you. This relationship just isn’t healthy for me anymore.
Maybe some day we can make this work, but for now we need some time apart.